Nollaig Chridheil Agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
It was with sadness that I discovered this year that Scotland ceased to be the only country in the world where Coca Cola was NOT the number 1 selling soft drink, that honour falling on the world famous Barrs Irn Bru (made in Scotland from girders, and the nation's favourite hangover cure - it works!)
Unfortunately, those fiendish villains over at Coca Cola decided to blitz this country in a wave of propaganda to erase the Irn Bru advantage. Humbug to you Coca Cola! You may have enough power to change the colour of Santa Claus' coat, but our tongues are still by and large luminous orange!! As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, we will continue to resist Coca Cola's dominion!
Does anyone remember the snowman? It was an 80's classic. Here's a wee Irn Bru spoof for you Crimbo delectation....look out for all the Scottish landmarks; the Falkirk Wheel,The Forth Rail bridge, Edinburgh and Eilan Donan Castles, Loch Ness....and nessie too..
It was with sadness that I discovered this year that Scotland ceased to be the only country in the world where Coca Cola was NOT the number 1 selling soft drink, that honour falling on the world famous Barrs Irn Bru (made in Scotland from girders, and the nation's favourite hangover cure - it works!)
Unfortunately, those fiendish villains over at Coca Cola decided to blitz this country in a wave of propaganda to erase the Irn Bru advantage. Humbug to you Coca Cola! You may have enough power to change the colour of Santa Claus' coat, but our tongues are still by and large luminous orange!! As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, we will continue to resist Coca Cola's dominion!
Does anyone remember the snowman? It was an 80's classic. Here's a wee Irn Bru spoof for you Crimbo delectation....look out for all the Scottish landmarks; the Falkirk Wheel,The Forth Rail bridge, Edinburgh and Eilan Donan Castles, Loch Ness....and nessie too..
posted by Stouff at 6:06 pm
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